So Kaitlyn has called both Clint and Ben Z. “a hunk of a man,” and I would have to agree. Last week I noted that these men are dead ringers for who I would say are the two hottest Avengers, Thor and Captain America, but I didn’t give any proof! To make this episode even better, one of the comediennes compared Ian to the Old Spice Guy! Let’s take a look…
200 Lb. Human Brick Wall
During the premiere it occurred to me that Ben Z. has the face of Chris Evans, but this week I realized that he has Captain America’s pecs, which he used to beat the crap out of all the other bachelors on the boxing date. That wasn’t really much of a surprise since he’s the biggest beast of the bunch, but I was shocked that skinny little Jared made it to the final fight. There was obviously no way that he would have beaten Ben, but dude is scrappy!
He swept Kaitlyn off her feet with a post-hospital sidewalk kiss to boot. However, Ben Z. got the date rose and his first kiss with our bachelorette.
Take My Breath Away
Thankfully, Kaitlyn’s underwater photo shoot with Clint was much less cheesy than Berlin’s Top Gun music video. I’m sorry I had to sacrifice a photo from this week’s episode for one that could be compared to Chris Hemsworth, but did anyone notice that huge zit on Clint’s neck when he and Kaitlyn were making out in the pool? I think I’m going to just pretend it’s just a bug bite because his date was incredibly hot.
Unfortunately, we didn’t learn a whole lot about him other than he has three types of kisses: Underwater, Above Water, and Rooftop. Hopefully he can open up to Kaitlyn and the guys soon!
I’ve Already Kissed Everybody
Ok, at the point that Kaitlyn said that to Amy Schumer, she really hadn’t, but I think she got it done by the end of the episode! We may have had a few Bachelors that moved this quickly, but Kaitlyn is definitely the first Bachelorette to kiss so many contestants so fast. Before the end of the date, she kissed JJ and Joe, and sadly gave the date rose to “the most hated man,” JJ. If the men didn’t hate him enough after that, he got the job done at the cocktail party by stealing Kaitlyn for some one-on-one time despite already having a rose and purposely egging on some of the more excitable contestants, such as Kupah. Kupah was already having a bad week, forgetting to talk to Kaitlyn on the boxing date, but he made matters worse by insinuating that she only gave him a rose during the premiere to fill a quota! Comments like that aren’t going to land him a spot as the first black Bachelor, especially if he’s stirring up drama after being pulled aside and asked to leave the mansion.
What did you think of this week’s episode? Are you sick of hearing, “To Be Continued…?” How much longer will Britt and Brady’s romance last? Who will Kaitlyn send home in the next rose ceremony? Let’s discuss in the comments below!