Posts Tagged The Bachelorette

The Bachelor Season 19 “Week Two” Review; Boom Like the Truth

The Bachelor Season 19 “Week Two” Review; Boom Like the Truth

The Bachelor Season 19 “Week Two” Review; Boom Like the Truth Is it just me, or is Chris Soules kind of extremely bad at this? This week, he falls madly in love with a total airhead at the Grand Canyon, sucks face with a virgin genie, and gives his final rose to a psycho zombie killer. Let’s dive in! More Kardashian than Kountry From everything I’ve heard this season, I’d […]

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The Bachelor Season 19 “Week One” Review; I Wish I Was a Polygamist

The Bachelor Season 19 "Week One" Review; I Wish I Was a Polygamist

Though Chris Harrison has dubbed Chris Soules as one of the most sincere Bachelors, he’s no Sean Lowe. First of all, he has really tiny ears! The promos also hint that he raises a lot of red flags when he gets busy with one of the contestants on a group camping date. That doesn’t surprise me, as most of the women talk about their Christian values in their bios on show’s […]

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Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episode 7 Review: Almost Paradise

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episode 7 Review: Almost Paradise

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episode 7 Review: Almost Paradise Monday, 8th. 2014. – ABC Paradise is Lost I wasn’t surprised at all when Graham called it quits on his relationship with AshLee. After last week’s episode, it could have easily gone three ways. Option 1: Graham could have realized that he had fallen in love with AshLee and they could have sailed off into the sunset together. Option 2: Graham […]

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Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episode 6 Review: Just on the Lips

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episode 6 Review: Just on the Lips

Sorry, Arie… Before we jump into this week’s Bachelor in Paradise, let’s talk about the big announcement that’s been on everyone’s minds all summer. Who is going to be The Bachelor in 2015?! Well, according to US Weekly, and just about every other news outlet on the planet, both Chris Soules, the farmer from Andi’s season, and Arie Luyendyk, Jr., Emily Maynard’s #2, were in the running to hand out […]

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Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episodes 4 and 5 Review: Those Darn Promos!

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episodes 4 and 5 Review: Those Darn Promos!

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episodes 4 and 5 Review Is it just me, or did Michelle Money do a whole lot of narrating this week? Sure, she had a lot to say about her new boynacle (like a boy-barnacle…because he clings!) but she also could not keep her mouth shut about everyone else’s business either. Zip up your wetsuits and strap on your flippers, because we’re diving into this two-night […]

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Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episode 3 Review: Flight Leaves At…

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Episode 3 Review: Flight Leaves At…

Lightning Does Strike Twice! What a lucky dog, that Marquel, to have Michelle give him the rose last week instead of Robert, then to be picked by not one but two incoming bachelorettes for flyaway dates. I kind of feel bad for Danielle, but anyone can see that she put Michelle in the same situation that she was forced into by Jackie’s arrival. Sorry girl, there’s just no competing with […]

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Bachelor in Paradise S1 Week 2 Review: YOPO

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Week 2 Review: YOPO

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Week 2 Review: YOPO ABC – Monday, 08/11/2014 In case you missed the premiere last week, this is no Bachelor Pad. There’s no mansion, no money, and no winners…mostly because they cast nothing but losers! I kid, though the only motive these characters have for coming on Bachelor in Paradise is to get drunk in Mexico, get slightly more famous, and to find love of course! […]

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Bachelor in Paradise S1 Pilot Review: The Best and the Blondest

Bachelor in Paradise S1 Pilot Review: The Best and the Blondest

Ready, Set, Mingle I had no idea what to expect from this show. I was able to look at the cast list a few weeks ago and I wasn’t shocked to see some of the most controversial and airheaded contestants chosen. Sadly, it doesn’t look like we’ll be seeing these bachelors and bachelorettes competing in any ridiculous games, but there seems to be enough drama (and hilarious dialogue) surrounding who’s […]

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